From ‘CB Funnyman’ forthcoming (2022)

Lucy Starrs — Don’t Thank Your

Kathy the Goth — a graduate from
Berkeley, California, so she said —
except not remotely true as it turned out —
was a big girl, meaning proportionately
big and dumpy and fat all over —
massive wobbly bosoms and a wide arse —
big girl but not obscenely so; she had a nice
friendly face…